Showing posts with label Las Vegas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Las Vegas. Show all posts

Thursday, 14 April 2016

Day 122: Las Vegas! Guns! Buffet! Street Performers!

Tuesday 5th April 

Gun Range
Pool: The Tank of Sharks and Slide
All you can shovel in buffet
Downtown Vegas, ceiling videos, street performers

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Las Vegas- where you can do anything! It's the only place where one can drink on the street. They pay big money so that people can smoke indoors. They also pay big money so that no one will notice- ensuring air circulates quickly, drawing smoke away to keep non-smokers happy. There's also the concept of pumping extra oxygen onto the gaming floor to keep people awake longer for more gaming, as well as giving them free drinks and not having any clocks up so no one can see what time it it. Oh, and the casinos being laid out so that you get lost and can't escape. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

Our "do anything" for this morning was Guns!!! Discount Firearms offers a wide range of cheap packages of weapons which one can fire on their range. Most with very American, military, or movie names. It was an interesting mix of weapons, most highly illegal in Europe. I've fired shotguns, rifles, semi-automatics, and muskets before, so I wanted something new. The Special Ops package was for me. A handgun, small automatic, M4 automatic rifle, and a belt fed machine gun. Mwahaha!!!

The handgun was a wee 9mm, so not too much kick. Something new, and fun. It's only a little toy gun, why can't everyone have one?
The military automatics were new and cool- I've only fired semi-auto before so it was interesting getting to let rip. 
The belt fed monster was just that. Rip up the field with a hail of flying metal. Ridiculous, but when else am I going to get to fire something like this?

It's great but personally I'm with the Australian government who remade most of these weapons illegal. Having these sort of guns is insane. They're military spec. They're designed to kill with impunity. Equally handguns are easily concealed. The automatics are supposed to mow down enemy troops, or give you a better chance of hitting and killing them. Who the hell needs all of that in their house? It's fun and interesting as a wee day trip to a well controlled firing range but the idea people should have what ever they want freely in their house is stupid. And as a defense? Defense from what? The other idiots who've been allowed them and turned against you, or those who've managed to steal them from "good" citizens who were allowed them. Granted it's not impossible for illegal weapons to make it across the Mexican border, as well as there being many illegal weapons already in the states. But do you really need an automatic weapon to defend against any of them. Even a semi-automatic is terrifyingly dangerous. Even more stupid is the idea that all teachers should have them to stop school shootings- not because there will be more guns around schools but because teachers are by nature humanitarians. They would have to be in a state of insane panic before they would shoot a person- it doesn't, or at least shouldn't, come naturally to a teacher to shoot a person, especially not one of their pupils. What's more people in panic mode are the worst at hitting targets. Between that an the bullets bouncing around the room innocent pupils are more likely to get hurt than the shooter.
But then that's just a Yorkshireman's opinion. 

After being a Republican for a morning it was time for a dip in the pool. The Golden Nugget has a central pool called The Tank. This is not merely due to the whale watching but also because of the large tank that sprouts from the centre of the pool, filled with fish and a number of ugly looking sharks. It's a great sight, especially with the water slide that runs through the middle of the tank. We did this once- the queue isn't huge but one is going so fast as to never be able to notice the Sharks around you.
Eventually enough people cleared off the pool side recliners that we managed to get a seat. We had a few beers, I caught some sun that had been filtered through an ozone layer for a change, and read until I fell asleep. 

For dinner that evening we went to the casino's buffet. For $14 it all you can eat anything you can imagine. With free Coke. Sushi, meats, fried stuff, Italian pasta and pizza, various breads, salads, overly sweet puddings. Three courses later I felt like Monty Python's Mr Creosote. Lovely.
We spent the evening wandering about the Fremont Experience. We watched the ceiling displays from The Doors and Imagine Dragons. The street performers all have to stand within specific black circles on the street, ensuring the place doesn't get too crowded with them. I think the circles used to look like poker chips, but they've been scuffed into darkness. A few costumed crusaders such as those we'd seen on the Hollywood Boulevard were present, alongside an ancient Elvis, and showgirls/strippers young and old. A number of acts played the drums. We saw one excellent duo playing the electric cello- even bought their album which we'll play on the bus at some point. 
Further down we exploded the lands of darkness. After the Fermont Experience area of eternal light comes an area which still has some life to it. Small clubs, casinos and motels. The thing to see though is the Container Park. It's an American versions of what I saw in Christchurch- a small shopping centre made out of shipping containers, of the frames of them, unlike Chrischurch this one had two storeys, with a balcony made of and supported by the steel frames of containers. There's even a playground based around shipping containers with climbing frames, a "tree" house and towers made of upended containers. 
Outside was the show piece for the park, though it wasn't made of shipping containers. A welded sculpture of car parts and gas lines formed a 20 foot long, 10 foot high preying mantis- this fires burning from the tips of its antenna! Fires that were brought into life in time with a song, bursting forth as giant scorching flamethrowers! We felt the heat of them from the other side of the street. It was ridiculous, amazing, mesmerising. So very Vegas.

Friday, 8 April 2016

Day 121: New tour, Hollywood and Las Vegas

Monday 4th April

New tour group
Hollywood Boulevard 
In and Out burger
Desert
Las Vegas
Party bus
Casinos 
Nightclub 

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Today started with somethings of a shock. I knew this tour would be relatively small- it's early in the American tourist season and there's a maximum of 14 people for this trip. Yet it baffles me to find that there were only 4 of us travelling from LA to NYC! Two Australians and two Brits, two guys two girls, along with an American guide. It's probably as good of a mix up as one would want, with all of us being around the same age and such.

First stop was Hollywood Boulevard. Granted I did it yesterday, but I put that to use pointing out all of the best stuff in the short hour we had there whilst our guide looked after the bus (not easy to park, nor easy to keep safe here). Whilst there we got to see the setting up of the red carpet and celebrity enclosure for tonight's world premiere of Disney's new Jungle Book. I hope that's on the plane when I fly out of NYC, looks good.

Afterwards (well, after scraping through LA traffic and getting on the highway to Las Vegas) we had lunch at In and Out burger. More Animal Fries, more over sized Dr Pepper, and other great burger. Lovely.

We crept across the desert, through areas of scrub, rocks, and fat, water filled trees. We weren't far enough south for the classical Mexican cylindrical cacti with fat arms. But there's still rattle snakes and scorpions about. Nothing as dangerous as Australia has though.

Late afternoon we got to Vegas, the Adult Disney Land. We drove along the highway looking out at the strip. Medieval/fairytale castles, the Eiffel Tower, a glass pyramid, Caesar's Palace, it was all there with lights and bling. We were further along in Downtown Vegas, staying at the Golden Nugget. From here we'd be able to easily (so long as we didn't get lost on the gaming floor) get out to the Fermont Experience- the local street featuring all manner of street performers, bars, strip clubs, music, restaurants, and the world's largest screen- the entire roof is covered in LEDs which play a video every hour during the evening. 

Being four we got two twin rooms which had a door in between, which turned out to be incredibly useful. We got an hour of rest and had a short look out onto Fermont boulevard, grabbing some food before heading back to prepare for the evenings entertainment.

Our tour guide had organised a "party bus". A bit like a minibus, but with music and the seats down the sides. Oh, and a pole, for reasons. We took a few beers with us and the bus driver showed us the greatest sights of Vegas- the fountain show at the Bellagio, the little white wedding chapel, the classic diamond shaped sign of lights of "The Fabulous Las Vegas", along with views of the famous casinos. 

Finally we made it to the casino where tonight's biggest party was. Our tour guide new one of the organisers, so he got us in straight away for free. It was a big place. A BIG place. Huge dance floor, giant wall of light and video behind the DJ, showgirls as standard, Stag dos as standard. There were a few bars outside but d been told they were expensive ($10-20 for a beer) and I wasn't in a mood to explore that aspect. We stayed for a little while then decided to leave. 

Through, erm, this door? Or this door? Maybe it's down here? Me being me I managed to get split off from the group. In the end I would find out that I had found the exit much sooner than they had, but had to walk home, whilst they took another hour looking around and shared a taxi back. I was tired and hungry, but it was a worthwhile walk. Our Casino/hotel was 5 miles away, at the far end of the strip and then some. This gave me a chance to walk the strip in the quiet morning.

The casinos are as shiny, well tended, and lit up as you'd expect. They were phenomenal and I'd love to come back one day for a better exploration. It was the areas between the casinos and between the main strip and our downtown area that shocked me the most though. So much of Vegas looks destitute. Outside of the main tourist areas where the casinos ensure everything is over the top levels of wonderful there's an economic and human wasteland. People living on the street. Empty lots where shops and restaurants should be. There will be the very occasional bit of random sculpture made from welded together car parts, but nothing more. It's a desert in a desert, with only the bright lights of the casinos as a sweet oasis.

When I got back the rest had also just arrived. They'd been worried about me-we really should have swapped mobile numbers!!! The Aussies went to go find food and I went to bed to rest my heavy legs. It was a good sleep in an excellent bed.